And I have been since I was 12.

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mormondad:

Trying to reduce your calorie intake by replacing sugar with cocaine

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

My lovely followers, please follow this blog immediately!

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heartsnbruises:

tifannilly:

spooky-sheep:

vyco:

queenannika:

68 year old gardener Peter Glazebrook produces onion weighing 18lb and smashes the world record previously set by himself. 

i am so happy 4 him look how happy he looks

a man and his onion 

he’s gazing at it so tenderly

my son……..

MY SONION

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  • Someone: can I use your computer for a second
  • Me: what do you need I'll look it up for you

grffindors:

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking  

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